Wednesday, November 11, 2009

In Game Porno Naked Blood Elf Pets?

This is directly a response to Gevlon’s post. You may want to read it first, the link is in the sidebar below to the Greedy Goblin.

He makes the argument that buying a pet for real money is stupid, as it only serves the purpose to show others what you have, or to keep up with the Joneses as it were…

Now I agree with him, spending $10 for a virtual pet is a bit silly and I would never do it.

But then I wondered, what if Blizzard sold naked blood elf pets that got it on when they got close to another blood elf pet? How quickly so many people who would not spend real money for a pet would change their minds…. Think about it for a moment if you will.

Dalaran would be an unsightly porno hub for all the socials, 12 year olds who have their moms credit card number, perverted old men, and about 75% of the rest of the wow population.

Now you can’t argue something like that would be funny, and if you don’t laugh you must have a very strong moral objection to it. But how is this any different from a dancing panda? They are both just pixels moving about on your computer screen. They are both out in virtual public for everyone to see.

My opinion is that more people think cartoon sex is fun, or can make you laugh, than a stupid dancing panda.

In the end, this argument is stupid as there will never be any porno pets in Azeroth, and “fun” is different for each and every player of the game. For me, I’m gona spend my ten bucks on a pizza for dinner.

6 comments:

  1. I can't imagine why it would be fun for anyone who is not a 15-18 old over-hormoned virgin boy.

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  2. Ahh but see, Gevlon, our ape-subroutines as you call it have us programmed to be interested in anything sex related. Plus the average M&S would lower the maturity of the group in the area. It may not be fun if it was just you in the city, but I think the group-mentality would make it funny for the average or even above average person.

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  3. Personally the fun would be seeing many of the prudes out there get their panties/tighty whities in a bunch over something stupid. Honestly I could care less about what the pixels are doing. For some people being offensive is amusing and causes enjoyment for them.

    Heck there are people out there who make a living off of being offensive such as Carlos Mencia. Its also why you see comments on Gevlon's blog with such opposing statements to his.

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  4. Imagining it makes me grin but I woludn't want to see it happen.

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  5. You think the lag in Dalaran is bad NOW..?

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